Spouse: Do you have geese?
Grocery Store Person: We have goose.
Spouse: So how many geese do you have?
Grocery Store Person: We have three goose.
Spouse: Three geese.
Grocery Store Person: We don't have geese, we have three goose.
Actual pre Thanksgiving conversation
Material worthy of standup comedy...
A MIDSUMMER NIGHT'S DREAM, opera a cappella now available at Albany Records
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